I have an idea.
There really is not much of a game here, you're right. The engine and the art however would be perfect for some kind of flash version of Burnout. You know, drive against cars and try to make them wipeout for points and not smash up your car too bad. I have yet to see a decent Burnout clone for flash and I feel like you've got the whole car smashing thing down.
Okay, so the first couple of times I played, I couldn't get more than a 2000. Well, I played for about 20 minutes and developed some techniques (always stay in the air as much as possible, always go right up to the box before you shoot it.) So, I was pretty sure that 3000 was a perfect score until I got 3100. After a few more, I had an amazing game where I topped out at my highest score, 3400. I win :P.
Anyway, I really liked the game. Simple idea, nice style and coding. What would be cool would be if you could save replays of your games (I'd like to be able to prove my high score.) Otherwise, the game was great!
I've seen a similar game but with anime characters. I've got to say that this is a nifty little idea. The only flaw I can come up in the design is that it's about 95% based on luck. My all time low score is 83 and my all time high is 1326 (I hit three explosive barrels in a row.) The point is, it pretty much didn't matter where I shot it or how hard I shot it, it's all based on what it hit, which is, of course, randomly selected.
Tips for making it smaller:
-Get rid of the super high res pictures in the background and draw your own in flash. Or just bitmap trace them.
-Use smaller loops, and don't use a different loop for every single screen.
Just trying to help, well, there's my input. Good luck with it.
Hilarious game! I can't even picture why people want a pornographic aspect to it. It seems kinda... funky. Oh Well, I had a few minutes of fun.
-I'm an artist, so listen to me on this. You are a very talented artist, but your characters are way too muscular. Part of making a female character look good is giving her an "hourglass" figure. Nobody finds body building competiters sexy.
-Make an easy version. I know the game is supposed to be hard, but I found it impossible on a fast computer. You little framerate changer really didn't work either.
Anyway, I hope those tips help. Have fun making the second version!
I already made an easy version. Go into the game and go to options. Press "can't lose". The difficulty is self-explanitory.
framerate changer didn't work? I'll have to double check that.
I can't argue.
It kept me entertained and I can't argue with that. Wish I knew who the person was. I think it's just fun to use though. Especially just bonking the badly drawn character on the head with an axe.
That's all i was really going for, something to keep you entertained for a few minutes. you gave the violence a 0?!?.....and interactivity a 2?.... ummmm.....ok
Rob Small makes a lot of good games for Miniclip. This damn stealing games fad is starting to piss me off because every game is claimed to be stolen.
Very good for beginners. You or whoever did this, has a really good tutorial voice.
Woulda worked with a higher resolution though. Very sweet idea though!
I liked the way this really simulated those perfect match things. What with the grey and white pictures of the couples and it fit together pretty nicely. Funny end!
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